cecil really freaked out about the carnival. i’m worried that, without carlos, he’s regressing back into who he was, that the places carlos softened in him, hardened up again.
That time when Raven actually said what most of us want to say to a teacher who picks you for the answer when you clearly don’t know it, for usually no other reason than to embarrass you and make you look stupid. One of the main things I hate and always will hate about school.
Do you ever have suCH A GOOD FAN FICTION IDEA
YOU CAN’T FUCKING WRITE IT BECAUSE THIS IDEA IS SO GOOD IT DESERVES AT LEAST 65,293 WORDS AND YOU KNOW YOU CAN’T GIVE IT THAT.
Captain America: Red Skull grabs an Infinity Stone with his bare hands, gets his face melted off like in Raiders of the Lost Ark.
Guardians of the Galaxy: “Yeah, Infinity Stones are not to be fucked around with. If you’re anything less than immortal, touching it for more than a second will make you explode. MAYBE if you got a couple of people to share the load, you could hold it for a minute or two, but even then if you push it too far your head will pop off like a soda bottle.”
Thor 2: Jane Foster absorbs an Infinity Stone into her bloodstream, sees the whole of the universe, develops defensive superpowers, goes for days where her only negative side effects are a fever and occasional fainting.
Jane Foster is raw as hell.
What if it bites me and it dies?
that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.
What if it bites itself and I die?
What if it bites me and someone else dies?
That’s correlation, not causation.
what if we bite each other and neither of us die
oh my god
this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever
If this is for self-defense, I’d recommend Wing Chun. It uses your opponent’s strength against them.
#FOREVER IN LOVE WITH THE FACT THAT SARA LANCE LOOKED AT FELICITY SMOAK#AND SAID#I CAN MAKE A FIGHTER OUT OF YOU#DOESN’T MATTER THAT FELICITY’S SKILLS ARE WITH CODE AND A KEYBOARD#NO WOMAN SHOULD SUFFER AT THE HANDS OF MEN#SO LET’S TEACH FELICITY WING CHUN#HEAVENS KNOWS OLIVER IS TOO BUSY SEEING HER AS INNOCENT AND UNCORRUPTED TO SPEND TIME TRAINING HER#SARA LANCE SEES WHAT’S GOING ON#AND SHE GETS IT#DON’T TRY TO KEEP FELICITY OUT OF DANGER#HELP FELICITY KEEP HERSELF SAFE#I NEEDED MORE OF THIS FRIENDSHIP AND THE WRITERS DIDN’T GIVE IT TO ME AND I AM VERY MAD